16 Summers Old, Multi-fandom, Weird, Light-hearted, and all around a Loser
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I don't think I've ever been truly mad...is that sad?
You Know, You Never Know, You Know?
so I was just casually pressing ‘random fic’ on the blog looking for something to read tonight, and stumbled across this
WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN
SNAILS EAT WORMS
why yes they do
and it’s fucking terrifying
I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.
I had a snail phase at one point
I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”