shouldnt:

look at how proud she looks

shouldnt:

look at how proud she looks

mikasil:

why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????

largeandlovely:

It’s not friendship, it’s bromance. It’s not eyeliner, it’s guyliner. It’s not yoga, it’s broga. It’s not just silly portmanteaus, it’s evidence of the hilarious fragility of masculinity.

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon has suddenly, inexplicably, become your legal guardian

patheticbae:

*wakes up from coma* 

teacher: here’s 300 assignments you missed and the homework from the past 3 months and all the 100 tests you didn’t do 

llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

internetexplorers:

once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray

This is what I strive to be on Halloween

This is what I strive to be on Halloween